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DAVE CHECK OUT THE NEWS? WTF?!
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.”

Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, “I no longer have a reason to live.”

Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralston’s house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter – and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate.

“When Jude got that vanity license plate that said ‘Hogwarts,’ that seemed harmless enough,” said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. “But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help.”

According to friends of Mr. Ralston, the Potter fanatic had done everything in his power to protect himself from stumbling across Potter plot spoilers, even disconnecting his computer from the Internet and avoiding his favorite vintage comic book store.

Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston’s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.

“In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude’s life, even if he didn’t have one,” she said.

Elsewhere, President Bush called the jailing of a New York Times reporter “a positive step,” but warned that many other reporters were still at large.


Ok first off I'd like to say, "MAN THIS PERSON IS A TOTAL DUMBASS!!!" So what?! One little plot spoiler and then you decide to end your life?! OMGWTFBBQ The world is over, my life has no meaning anymore!!! Good god man...people these days...

Good job man, you've made me happier (and possibly others) by worrying about one less idiot that's known to the world...man...it is just hard to understand people nowadays.

SPOILER ALERT!

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!! OMFG!!!!
Thank you GPrime for making me smile.

- Dave out

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luiplayer From: [info]luiplayer Date: July 21st, 2005 07:44 am (UTC) (Link)
I read your post earlier, lol editing it with putting the spoiler how lame. Also your going to have a lot of enemies lol.
ninjai408 From: [info]ninjai408 Date: July 21st, 2005 07:47 am (UTC) (Link)
As an American Citizen, I have the free right to express my thoughts/opinions/feelings on the current issue at hand.

LoL you checked my LJ twice in ... dude...are you THAT bored? =P
miichan00 From: [info]miichan00 Date: July 21st, 2005 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
i don't think it was just the harry potter thing that did it. it must have been something bottled up; he definitely was not mentally stable, and he needed help. he didn't just kill himself because of a mere spoiler; one musn't always assume that a person is normal just because they walk around and stuff...
and that stupid bs about tightening hp spoilers, that's dumb because all the normal people don't really give a crap and we shouldn't alter our ways because of a mentally-ill person.
oh well. even if this news story is not true, i think it should inform people to not judge people so quickly... don't know if i'm making sense.
ninjai408 From: [info]ninjai408 Date: July 21st, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Agreed. But you never know.
tangerine From: [info]tangerine Date: July 21st, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Have you BEEN to snopes.com ?

They disprove the rumor fifteen ways from Sunday.
ninjai408 From: [info]ninjai408 Date: July 21st, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Unfortunately no. LoL
tangerine From: [info]tangerine Date: July 21st, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Go now! I refuse to link you because of my supreme laziness.
ninjai408 From: [info]ninjai408 Date: July 21st, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yea...I know...but that's one of the reaosns why you're still cool! ;)
tangerine From: [info]tangerine Date: July 21st, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I will always be cool. =D
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